Thursday, August 14, 2008

Welcome to Chicago Bears Football 2008

Football is an ancient sport that requires intense concentration and very strong concentration. You could think of it like being a cop. The Police get a lot of pussy. They get a nice car. Got a nice coat. Probably got a debit card. Get's a lot of pussy that's all I'm saying. Welcome to Spermlacher. For years we have been combining the concentration power of football with the "badittude" of Darby Crash. We just didn't have the right gear to get on the internet. Not any more. Welcome to Spermlacher. It's football time.

-Mark Ass and Trick Buster

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