Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Preseason is a waste of time.

Ok listen, Preseason counts just as much as your mom telling you that you are a handsome boy. Which, I don't mean to burst some of your bubbles, but means absolutely nothing. And if you are one of the few who still believe this, you are in for quite a disappointment. Why? you might ask... well because most of us are ugly as sin. The same goes for preseason games.

Another troubling thing about the preseason games is that they are played on Saturday nights. Which is ridiculous... I am not about to spend my Saturday drinking Tecate on my couch and watching players play half ass. Point is NO ONE EVER got any action from a girl on a Saturday night while sitting on the couch watching a preseason game. period.

Thats why games are played on Sundays. To forget bad desicions made the night before.

Eat it preseason- Trick Buster

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